The world of corporate wankdom was in shock today as Microsoft announced a delay in the release of the next identical version of their shit operating system. Millions of computer illiterate middle-management cunts, who thrive on the Microsoft marketting machine bullshit, will have absolutely no job to do for the next year until the crap and overpriced software's bug-addled release.
If you've seen Microsoft's ad campaign with the shit dinosaurs, you may not have noticed they're advertising their 2003 Office product. "Ooohh, I can't do anything, because I'm such a cunt", says Dinosaur A. What they don't say is that the reason they can't "deal with their data" is because they are using Microsoft's wanky software in the first place. In the last caption, all the dinosaur heads have been replaced with those of donkeys.
The message is literally "You bought our rubbish software, so give us more money for the next version. You mugs." Apple did exactly this when they ditched their wanky MacOS, and re-skinned FreeBSD. Thing is - their sheep-like disciples did exactly as they were told.
If you think your business is going to be affected by this delay, ask yourself the following questions: