For fucks sake, is this tame old cunt even remotely offensive?

Alex Pestidicus, London 25th January, 2009

Jonathan Ross is an unfunny prick - but, and I will defend him on this - he is a much better presenter than most of the total and utter cunts on tv and radio. Chris "The Fat Shit" Moyles, for example. Most people, in fact everyone, I know would rather rip their own ears off than listen to a single second of this fat cunt's drivelling, self-satisfied bollocks.

Okay what this is really about is Murdoch and his low brow shit fucking papers and tv channels - they hate the BBC and want to get rid of them. Fuck Sky - it's just adverts we've all already seen, and they make you fucking pay for it. How does that work? A subscription tv channel or channels that you pay for, then still have to sit through forty percent fucking adverts. Fuck off. If anybody is retarded enough to think that the licence fee is unfair, then they can fuck off and deserve to pay good money to watch repeats of adverts, over and over again.

Ross is about as cutting edge and dangerous as a round-edged pair of children's scissors, and anyone with half a brain can see that. And remember that he was exactly the fucking the same 25 years ago, when other geniunely cutting edge performers were getting proper complaints.

In summary, if you really were offended by this, then you are CUNT. No offence, but you are and you really should get out more. If you are just one of the competing and shit TV and/or radio channels, then you should also fuck off and look at some of the total and unwatchable shit you have produced in the last five years, put your hand on your heart and ask yourself if you really want to bring the BBC down to your shit level.