This is the best the police can do

Simon Coggeshall, London 10th February 2006

If they're not shooting people, fabricating evidence, parked in lay-bys eating donuts or looking at child pornography, Britain's police are busy making a ham-fisted attempt at trying to come to grips with the really expensive computer systems we paid for, and that they can't understand.

This week, one of the most audaciously lazy bits of "work" they've done yet came to light when a photofit of a pub burglar was released by Norfolk Police.

How shit is it? Well let's just say that I have seen more accurate representations of the human form adorning the walls of primary schools, and we all know how absolutely shit the hideous daubings of all four year-olds are, no matter how much their stupid parents try to convince themselves (and us) otherwise.

As usual, the Police have tried to blame their complete lack of competence, diligence and lack of professionalism on the public. The very fact that they do this only goes to confirm that they are indeed the bunch of incompetent, ignorant idiots that it's so easy to point out.