So Prince Harry had a fight with a photographer outside a nightclub. I suspect it wasn't so much a s a fight as a case of the Prince shouting "Look here you Oik!, One's going to give you a damn good thrashing", whereupon his cortege of bodyguards steamed in and beat the seedy snapper to a pulp before holding up the severely beaten man's head in white gloved hands to allow the prince to aim a feeble kick at it.
Last week the Prince was caught cheating in his A-Level Art History exam, after it was discovered that he had gone into the exam hall with dozens of priceless works of art rolled up and stuffed up his sleeves.