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A lot has been happening while we've been away, so where do we start? Fuck me if Gordon Brown is not throwing my (and your) money at car firms now. These cunts have been in cahoots with the banks and stupid wanky people, who think a car defines a personality, and that's why we are in such a fucking mess. So says and angry, drunk (although to be fair, he's always angry and drunk) Simon Coggeshall. Full Story
Da-da da-da da-da da-da etc... you know - that shit fucking "tune" they play all the time. Funnily enough our last article was about CBB two years ago. Perhaps there will just be this article, and then nothing else for another two years. Our own showbiz kitten, Amanda Shadbolt, summarises as best she can from what little of it she has bothered to watch so far. Full Story
Thank fuck that US presidents only get two terms at maximum, so the World is finally rid of pretty much the worst ever president, and certainly the fucking thickest. Not forgetting of course that the cunt didn't even fucking win the first time round. You can find in the archives what we thought about his re-election four years ago, and it would seem that even some his former supporters are now having to keep quiet, and it's only the thickest, most yee-haw chimps who still support him. Anyway - good on you Obama, first for getting into office, and second for keeping out hideous pant-suit wearing, lying about sniper-fire, humourless old harridan, Hilary Clinton. Our jug eared, ginger political correspondant, Andrew "No" Marbles gives his unwelcome, ill-informed, irrelevant and inebriated opinion on the new president. Full Story
Fuck me, if the hoo-ha about Jonathan Ross is not totally all out of fucking proportion. If you're the sort of cunt who is offended by this Grandad's tame and foppishly shit jokes, then you really ought to fucking get out more. Alex "Shagged your grand-daughter" Pesticidus reports. Full Story
A petition which gathered almost one signature has meant that shit Website LaEclectica is making a brief comeback. It's been ages since the staff got bored and then the server upgrade by the ISP caused the archives to stop working and it's only just been fixed. It's not clear how long the drunken idiots who write the opinionated and ill-informed rubbish will carry on this comeback until they once again get bored and just stay in the pub. Full Story