One of Liza Minnelli's former bodyguards is suing her, claiming that she forced him into having sex with her. How did she do this? Did she trick him into taking Viagra? Mind you, given the state of her, even then she'd still have had to put a splint on it, so I can't see how this could be physically possible.
It's the latest in a long line of court battles for the freakish looking multi-untalented daughter of a famous actress, as she is also being sued by her former twelfth husband, the homosexual short-arse, David Gest, whom she is counter-suing for stealing millions of pounds worth of her hideously garish clothes.
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Minnelli intends to use all the skills she has gained in a seventy-year career on the fringes of showbiz (with a z), to defend herself in the upcoming cases. She plans to sit on a chair backwards wearing a bowler hat, tights and absolutely terrible "panda-eyes" make-up, while bawling out an ear-splitting, gut wrenching cacophony.